Bengie Ball

I no longer joke about him being the slowest man in baseball (ever since I saw him ground into a triple play where he was out by 5 ft.)

Benjie Molina's last 10 games (as of May 29):
AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI AVG OBP SLG OPS
39 8 23 8 0 2 16 0.590 0.619 0.949 1.568

... raising his average from .267 to .339, and his slugging pct over 100 points from .415 to .534

And you know there are no infield hits in that bunch